Counting Sheep - Dedicated to a Dear Friend

What's a sheep's favourite pastime?
Rambling and chopping.

Where do sheep shop?
Woolworths.

What's a sheep's favourite shoe shop?
Baaally.

What's a sheep's favourite festival?
Eweltide.

What was the name of the great sheep Jazz and trumpet player?
Eweie Armstrong.

What God do sheep worship?
Rama.

What do sheep chant?
Hari Rama, Hari Rama.

What God do rebellious sheep worship?
Baaaal.

What was the first sheep tower?
The Tower of Baaabel.

Name one sheep fairy tale.
Ali Baa Baa and the Forty Sheep.

Name one famous sheep psychic.
Eweri Geller.

What religion do sheep follow?
Ewenity.

What is the name of the international organisation for sheep?
Ewenited Nations.

What's a sheep's favourite holiday destination?
Baaali.

What's a sheep's favourite bottle of wine?
Lambrusco.

Name one famous sheep boxing champion.
Chris Ewebank.

What do you call a sheep with a single horn growing out of its head?
A ewenicorn

What does a sheep look like when it's bashful?
Sheepish.

Name another word for looking sheepish.
Embaaarasment.

What does a sheep pass when it has a pee
Ewerine.

What sort of hairdressers would boy and girl sheep go to given the choice?
Ewenisex.

Where do the most intelligent sheep originate from?
The Ewenited Kingdom.

Where do sheep who baa with funny accents live?
The Ewenited States.

Why do sheep love living in Newe Zealand?
Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

What's a sheep's clothing made of?
Sheepskin.

Baa Baa.
Enocia